The Laughing Babies Contest presented us with a problem. How could we pick a
winner when all of the babies were so
ridiculously cute? Sifting through adorable videos is not a job for just
anyone. We needed a funny man with true Solomonic
wisdom to decide the fate of these baby videos. Enter Joe Garden
— Onion Features Editor and all-around genius. See his picks and comments
below.
Thanks to all the parents for entering and all the babies for laughing.
See all the entries here.
First Place
Dima Kazachkov (Brooklyn, NY)
Drool, crossed eyes, and a cat: ladies and gentlemen,
the trifecta.
Second Place
Trey Mueller (Sachse,TX)
Nothing empowers a baby like knowing that his
laughter can drive his father to bang his head against something.
Third Place
Juliet Thiessen (Wichita, KS)
For clarity of the laugh, as well as the seeming recognition
that the word "poop" is funny, this baby comes out with high marks.
Honorable Mention
This video deserves to be recognized for the bra draped over the couch, but flashy editing
and the distinct downbeat ending leaves it too open ended.